Gabber JaW #39 (John and Wendy)
Happy July 4th! Wendy makes a new right wing friend (or enemy) for the holiday. Racist stamps in Mexico? Victoria's Secret is not so secret anymore. Is Wendy a geek? Listen to the evidence, then you tell us on the JAW PHONE...773-828-4449
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geek (from Urban Dictionary dot Com)
The term "geek" originally referred to the carnival performers whose act consisted of biting the heads off chickens and eating glass. Over time it came to be applied to anyone who got paid to do work considered odd or bizarre by mainstream society.The term now enjoys a special status within the technical community, particularly among particularly knowledgable computer programmers. To identify oneself as a "geek" indicates a recognition that most people still consider programming computers to be a bizarre act, along with a certain fierce satisfaction in being very good at their inglorious profession.That most software geeks now easily earn twice as much as the average laborer just sweetens their defiant embrace of the term.Note: Unlike the word "nerd," which is always pejorative, "geek" often carries a positive connotation when used by one of the group. The use of the term by outsiders is considered insulting.
"If you really need the right answer, check with Bob; he's our resident alpha geek."
3 Comments:
We work like a horse.
We eat like a pig.
We like to play chicken.
You can get someone's goat.
We can be as slippery as a snake.
We get dog tired.
We can be as quiet as a mouse.
We can be as quick as a cat.
Some of us are as strong as an ox.
People try to buffalo others.
Some are as ugly as a toad.
We can be as gentle as a lamb.
Sometimes we are as happy as a lark.
Some of us drink like a fish.
We can be as proud as a peacock.
A few of us are as hairy as a gorilla.
You can get a frog in your throat.
We can be a lone wolf.
But I'm having a whale of a time!
You have a riveting web log
and undoubtedly must have
atypical & quiescent potential
for your intended readership.
May I suggest that you do
everything in your power to
honor your encyclopedic/omniscient
Designer/Architect as well
as your revering audience.
Please remember to never
restrict anyone's opportunities
for ascertaining uninterrupted
existence for their quintessence.
There is a time for everything,
a season for every activity
under heaven. A time to be
born and a time to die. A
time to plant and a time to
harvest. A time to kill and
a time to heal. A time to
tear down and a time to
rebuild. A time to cry and
a time to laugh. A time to
grieve and a time to dance.
A time to scatter stones
and a time to gather stones.
A time to embrace and a
time to turn away. A time to
search and a time to lose. A
time to keep and a time to
throw away. A time to tear
and a time to mend. A time
to be quiet and a time to
speak up. A time to love
and a time to hate. A time
for war and a time for peace.
Best wishes for continued ascendancy,
Howdy
Editor
http://ilovehowdy.blogspot.com/
P.S. One thing of which I am sure is
that the common culture of my youth
is gone for good. It was hollowed out
by the rise of ethnic "identity politics,"
then splintered beyond hope of repair
by the emergence of the web-based
technologies that so maximized and
facilitated cultural choice as to make
the broad-based offerings of the old
mass media look bland and unchallenging
by comparison."
'Thought & Humor' by Howdy
Cyber-Humor, Cyber-Thought
Cyber-Riddles for your divertissement!!!
Wonderful rant Wendy!
You're on a roll. Censored word winner, world class ranter, and geek in denial all at once. wow!
We love liam lynch!!!
"It's My United States of whatever!"
And as for oldbluejacket@oldbluejacket.com, Nate and Di are on the case.
HAHA
We'll cc ya.
Good show.
Man that nutbag at oldbluejacket is some kind of whacko. He was a shitbag sailor as well. No achievement medals .. Hell I got two in seven years. Three good conduct medals .. he should have five or six. His career highlights are some of the most entertaining things I've read in a long time. Not surprisingly, he is full of shit but you can just tell that everyone he served wanted to kick the absolute shit out of him. Guys like him make me ashamed to admit I was in the Navy.
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