Gabber JaW #14 (John and Wendy)

The Happy Happy Joy Joy Episode! Murderous Moms, Pedophilic Popstars, Doomed Decades and Suicide Sickness. Enjoy!

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Gabber JaW #13 (John and Wendy)

Special guest Mr. Jamie. Defending our podcast to the Queen (on RomperStompers). Special people and Paparazzi. Toad liver extracing crows. Jamie explains memes. Exploiting the Olsen twins.

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Gabber JaW #12 (John and Wendy)

Die Spammer Die! Skateboarding Dragon Crayons. You say Ketchup, no one says Catsup. Bathroom etiquette. Come, join the java generation, Wendy!

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Gabber JaW #11 (John and Wendy)

Double your pleasure with twins. Ipods for everyone! (Well, Duke University freshmen anyway.) Wendy gives big head. Young girls using steriods? Why God, Why?

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Gabber JaW #10 (John and Wendy)

Turn your TV off week? We think not. Vampire monkeys and Jamaican hornets.

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Gabber JaW #9 (John and Wendy)

A visit to Sesame Alley. Does Jeff affect the show? Wendy reveals her secret hairs!? Back to reality...sort of. Gay cruise, anyone?

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Gabber Jaw #8 (John and Wendy)

Radio Shack sucks and Willski at Guitar Center rocks. Did we mention that Radio Shack sucks? The glory of the 18" no wipe. Mad magazine and a "lid" of pot explained. Pope Nazi stars in a new version of Hogan's Heroes. Paris and Nicole and Michael. Next show: Does Jeff Probst affect the outcome of Survivor?

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Gabber JaW #7 (John and Wendy)

An email from God. One of John's favorite things happens today. John doesn't do homework damn it. You want your heroin with a little quality control, don't you? What's that smell?

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Gabber JaW #6 (John and Wendy)

It's hard to be humble wearing a Pope hat. Chicago Cubs' Ronnie Woo Woo says "Ow Ow". Kip loves technology. Just how many people smoke pot? We have the answer. Let's all take a year off and smoke up (except the TV guys). John's dad finds his stash and his mom admits trying it.
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Gabber JaW #5 (John and Wendy)

Five. Five. Five, let's sing a song of five! John is a math-tard. Leo Laporte and ScreenSavers. A puppy treat for Wendy. the Count makes an appearance at the ladybugs picnic. Space, the final frontier. Men and women get VERY different PowerPoint emails. John apologizes for not swearing. If you want to win the lottery, buy fucking ticket! The Ghost of Jim Morrison makes an appearance and gets cocky. Jimi's head blew up. Janis Joplin is still dead. There is a lull in the creative gene pool. Wendy wants to surround herself with fat, stupid and ugly people. Keane is mesmerizing. Nobody knows what podcasting is but it's gonna EXPLODE! And that's our song of FIVE!
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Gabber JaW 1, 2, 3, 4 (John and Wendy)

God wants you to have sex. Beavis and Butthead still make us laugh. Wendy describes God. John reduces all religions to 4 bullet points. Wendy goes to confession. Galileo gets checked into the boards. Is there anybody out there? Jiminy Glick. Its a TiVo world. Product placement ruined the Sopranos for John. We miss ScreenSavers! Podcasts we listen to. Wendy gets angry! (Yea!)
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JaW_4_041705.mp3

John and Wendy
Our 3rd show (technically 4th, but we lost that one to the ether bunny). We recap what we lost and talk about nicknames, the View (eww), ripping on others, Wendy rides a rascal at Target, our kitchen floor impales Wendy, Flat Stanley might cut you, and butt worms, among other topics.
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JaW3_41705.mp3

Second show:
JaW_2_041605.mp3

First show:
JaW_1_041605.mp3