Pedal-flushing public toilets and other evidence of human evolution. Our mortgage bill is re-taped closed and makes a powdery sound when shaken. We open it on the show at risk to our lives. John recounts the time he almost dies when he should have taken the blow job.
John and Wendy dish up their trip to the Apprentice finale in New York. Hear Sammy the cab driver talk about driving drunk in India and eating meat against his religion, the wanna-be fame of the Apprentice cast, and Broadway shows about witches and muppet sex.
Wendy gets OWNED during her recent trip to Florida. Call our Voice Mail at 773-828-4449 and we'll play it on the show. Vee luff you hard-core, oh, yes vee do! Fat chicks and low rider pants.
Wendy is out of town so John gets his friend Jamie to tell the story of losing his mind on shrooms and punching a Madison WI cop in the eye. The insects helped him prevent the apocalypse, and there is a lesson at the end of all of this...
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Ultimate Fighting is damn, damn entertaining. Who is your work spouse? Where did the fossils come from, Mr. Creationist? Lesbian Nun Porn. Would You Rather game #2.
World Gone Mad Episode. How not to commit a faux murder vs. how to properly get macaroni at the OCB. Shut the Internet down NOW! How to build a Potato Bazooka (Hint: use Aquanet hairspray). It ends on a happy note, kind of...
You can't kill the Virgin! Guess the voice over and movie game. Simpsons vs. Family Guy - which is funnier?
Counter Strike: Source makes yellow spotlets in Jedi's underpants. Lollerskates!! Psych-torture 101. Your brain = electric meat. Kill the ugly animals, save the cute hillbillies (and Paula Abdul).
Wendy and John win a trip to the Apprentice finale, but may not be able to go. Anyone up for a trip to NY May 19-22? Louie Louie gets banned banned (again). Trouser snakes and Indian eunuchs. Wendy makes John picture his mom's boobular area and things go to the grave from there. Is there no shame?
Emergency Broadcast System get out of my head! Wendy's issues. Does your office have a booger box? Lording your manhood. How long have I been out?
What are you proud of? Bicentennial bathrooms and vibrating exercisers. Acting dogs and spasming cats. First installment of "Would you rather...?"
