What if the 16 year old, 4 pound tumor inside you...wasn't a tumor!? "It made me feel like killing my dad!" 60 tons of WHAT was burned? "There's no mind cracker you can eat between tokes..." "Do people of different races taste different?" Chicago is proud of its gays and loves a good parade. Fun with voice mail.
Chicago's Mayor Richard Daley goes back to Puritanical forms of public humiliation. "I know so many sluts in my life..." Why you (and the Twisted Pickle) should stay out of Forest Preserves. "Shave for me, buddy." Stop Tom Cruise right now! Scientology and Mormonism's origins. Little Johnny bargins with monsters.
We have the answer to all diet needs. ALSO - Part 2 of our Nate and Di mashup, where a brutal Would You Rather question leaves Nate speechless for a few minutes... You still have a chance to tell us whether Simpsons or Family Guy is funnier and why (773) 828-4449, and a chance to answer our trivia question for a PRIZE!
Nate and Di rap part 1.
Check out Steve Dupont's method of madness at The Obtuse Angle podcast. The infamous Nate and Di from NateandDi.com will be guests on our next show! Our 18lb cat learns a funky new trick. Guilty before proven innocent, and Wendy has a change of heart about Michael Jackson. O.K. you're a cop. You get both kids naked outside of their car, now what do you do? Plants have feelings too, you just wait for the future to prove us right.
Brief History of Sex Toys at MyPleasure: "Debut of the first vibrator. Developed by an American physician, George Taylor, M.D., it was a large, cumbersome, steam-powered (!)apparatus. Taylor recommended it for treatment of an illness known at the time as 'female hysteria.' Hysteria, from the Greek for 'suffering uterus,' involved anxiety, irritability, sexual fantasies, 'pelvic heaviness' and 'excessive' vaginal lubrication -- in other words, sexual arousal.
Would you rather pay 3 bucks for Streetwise or The Onion? Wendy meets Jesus and he carries a purse (it's not European!). We review The Comeback with Lisa Kudrow (you know, Terri Garr reincarnate?), Entourage, and Six Feet Under. How would you go about getting fired in one day if you had to?
Our trip to Chicago Blues Fest. HEAR John demonstrate his inability to switch the mike on! FEEL your ears warm to the sounds of downtown Chicago in 90 degree weather! WITNESS the cabbie almost beat John and Wendy into a pulp for honking at him. STOMP your feet to the bluesy rock of Howard and the Whiteboys singing "Bad Attitude" live!
"Come on give it a try!" Fannie Doodle hates drugs but loves marijuana. Wendy's odd eating and viewing habits. What movies makes you a geek? Onion B.O. stronger than toxic waste. Should we let "radio professionals" take over podcasting? (no) United uses duct tape to make repairs. Lance Anderson is NOT going out with Sheryl Crow.
Blues Fest is this weekend in Chicago. We are planning to be down there SATURDAY by 1pm with our mobile recorders, so let's meet up!
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Call our voice mail @ 773-828-4449 and leave a message - especially if you remember the kids show, ZOOM!. Don't be shy! John has a zipper escort at work. How many calories does snot have? Chicago murders dildos and lesbians. "Lactavists" speak out and Wendy answers the breast feeders. Wendy would also rather have "someone with a penis" talk to her about sports. ScreenSavers and hot chicks - do they mix? Maternity leaves screw the rest of us.
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Texas proves it still has some growing up to do. Was it racial? Play along with the Would You Rather Game #3.
Heming and hawing. "Do dogs pass out?" A PSA about foster cats from an admitted specist. Hey Pope, roll up your fucking sleeves and do something good! I'm sorry you died because of us, it's the human's turn right now. More local violence that makes us stay indoors. How much more slutty can it get? It does NOT lift the hair for a closer cut, god damn it!
Where have you phlegm lately? A pooping turtle is a happy turtle. Alcohol and cold medicine mix into stupid conversation. If your kid doesn't do their homework, Child Services will be at your door to ask about your kids privates. Angry John makes a snotty appearance. The Chubby Bunny Case.
