Gabber JaW #46 (John and Wendy)

Party in Man-less! (Bring your frogs) How does a one-armed man warsh his hand? All the Christians have left Chicago. How much would you pay for Chelsea Clinton? Learned lisping? In Defense of Reality. Chastize the Virgins! Stella!! Young John routes the papers. Young Wendy stalks her crush. John and Wendy fight at the bike rack after the show. www.PodcastBadass.com

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Gabber JaW #45 (John and Wendy)

Gabber Jaw is family safe - Manson Family safe! 2uality is #2! I've got blisters on my fingers!!! That's not where you deliver a baby! Who's-Your-Daddy-Daycare. Ricky Gervais' new show 'Extras'. Posthumessages. Cruise-rant! Play along with the Would You Rather Game!

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Reason #348 for having a camera phone.

Gabber JaW #44 (John and Wendy)

Is a "math party" an oxymoron? Math geeks vs. computer geeks. Wendy + vodka + class presentation = funny. Another Jeff Dahmer story. Fire crotch and Bazooka Joe dick. Rant on 20/20 and John Stossel. If you're hot for your cousin, go for it!

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Gabber JaW #43 (John and Wendy)

We call for an intervention to save two friends that are spiraling down the drain. You can help. A teacher learns a lesson. We get a letter from someone who wants to be our obedient slave child. We're thinking about saying yes. John is a puss. Wendy's cat fight. Watch porn, do sit-ups. NOW! We be Podcast Badasses, Beotch! Representin' the 138. Word.

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Gabber JaW #42 (John and Wendy)

Grasping her last shred of sanity, Wendy stealth casts from her grandma's bedroom in Florida. Pope vs. Potter. Clinton vs. Grand Theft Auto. Wendy vs. sanity. Somebody done gone and got the brain-dead, wheel-chair-bound chick preggers! Banana Phone. Nuff said.
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Gabber JaW #41 (John and Wendy)

Mah na Mah na, pa tee pa tee pee. Family Guy wins! Tub = Phuckerbugs. Learn how to give a Rusty Hook to your friends! We take a huge puff of Sid and Marty Krofft and head to Living Island and the Land of the Lost for a flashback or two.

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Gabber JaW #40 (John and Wendy)

More Maximum Minutiae for your listening pleasure. I have sinned before you vs. deny deny deny. "I will sell you to the Gypsies!" Dental fear, crotchal forceps, and stinkstar stories. Feltching, anyone? "Oh my god, I've vomited my entire life!" Who sings the song we end with in this episode?

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Gabber JaW #39 (John and Wendy)

Happy July 4th! Wendy makes a new right wing friend (or enemy) for the holiday. Racist stamps in Mexico? Victoria's Secret is not so secret anymore. Is Wendy a geek? Listen to the evidence, then you tell us on the JAW PHONE...773-828-4449

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geek (from Urban Dictionary dot Com)
The term "geek" originally referred to the carnival performers whose act consisted of biting the heads off chickens and eating glass. Over time it came to be applied to anyone who got paid to do work considered odd or bizarre by mainstream society.The term now enjoys a special status within the technical community, particularly among particularly knowledgable computer programmers. To identify oneself as a "geek" indicates a recognition that most people still consider programming computers to be a bizarre act, along with a certain fierce satisfaction in being very good at their inglorious profession.That most software geeks now easily earn twice as much as the average laborer just sweetens their defiant embrace of the term.Note: Unlike the word "nerd," which is always pejorative, "geek" often carries a positive connotation when used by one of the group. The use of the term by outsiders is considered insulting.
"If you really need the right answer, check with Bob; he's our resident alpha geek."

Gabber JaW #38 (John and Wendy)

"What the fuck are we listening to them for?" Maximum Minutiae. MexiChrist, Monkeys, More abuse of the badge and Middle names. The infamous middle name that is tied to murder and mayhem. We tell the story of a guy we knew with that middle name. (Don't give your newborn this middle name, please.) Would You Rather Game #4.

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