Where'd Wendigo? To get hammered at "Cornfest". Corpses on parade at Body Worlds! (Brought to you by a German, of course). "That grown-up is nutty!" Elephants mourn. "Local news sucks - tune in at 11!" No, it's spelled "diarrhea". Are there nuns in Taiwan? Mini Cath-o-lick rant.
"I'll remember this shit when I'm like, 20!" Grooming = good. Spelunking in the bush. "I can pass an 18-incher, no problem!" "It was like a pacifier, and it didn't seem gay." Lucid dreaming. My cyclops wife.
Let's go Dutch! Isn't it weird? "I find adolescent culture fascinating." "No sex before marriage? That's retarded advice." "They stapled my eyes out." Comcast scrotal bag. "You can only be made fun of, right?" Check out the new TV show, "Starved". Animals know more than you think. Skeptical openmindedness.
Remember the 60% rule. Was 'The Man From Atlantis' a crime fighter? Christian cannibalism. Jesus as pagan. John wants to go to space! "It was the worst thing I could think to do with straight lines." Is it wrong?
Our 50th show! QuakeCon! Vomit! Death! Cannibalism!
Spammer stats. Surprise! Your wife is closer to you than you think... "Take my hand, we're going to hell!" Tripping the light fantastic. Mattel gets Brit girls off good. C'mon guys, you know you've tried this. Starbucks fascism rears it's ugly head. Garden of Eden Found! It's with a hard G bitches! "I don't think they're Christians".
"Welcome to the Abyss." *c u l8r* Stewie shaves his nads *giggles*. Send us money and presents *sigh*. Wendy sees a lady in a wheelchair and wants to run away *lol*. And the song that changed the world is...*rolls eyes* "Hey I got a tip for you..." *rofl* How not to commit a crime *imho*. "You want to drug 'em first, idiot!" *wtf?*. "Vaginas R Us". *afk*
Stitched together from dead people? "I vant to suck your c*ck". "They take a bath in their geekiness". Swishy sweets. Wendy's inexplicable not-friends. Poo-kinesis. TV goes to pot. "When you talk about a great actor, you are not talking about Tom Cruise." "I'm all for freedom of speech, BUT..." USA Today is a USA Traitor. John's would be prehensile.
