The one thing that should be given out at a Halloween Parade is ______. Ferrets in the dorm room -- what's the problem? Trick or Treat? -- the crazy cancer-girl in Wendy's past says, "Trick!". Baptism + microphone = cosmic justice.
posted by John and Wendy @ 9:14 PM
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Holy Shit, Holy Grail episode. Our investigation into the smoke and mirrors of Catholicism continues...but first, The New Newlywed game with smarmy host Bob Eubanks and "...the password is...bananas." Christianity ain't got nothin' to do with Jews, dangnabit! An informal Would You Rather game about sex, smell and food. "You'd be sticky all the time." Me? I'm straight. But Wendy here loves the caulk!
posted by John and Wendy @ 7:14 PM
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Happy Birthday to John!! Our trip to Delavan, Wisconsin this weekend. Cheeseheads galore!!! Another secret Jackson baby. Was the dead guy that I ran over hanging out of my windshield at the toll booth some sort of sign that I'm too old to be driving? Caution: Be careful that there isn't a camcorder running when you shoot one of your friends. If you want to cop a feel just dress up like security and start a-friskin'!
posted by John and Wendy @ 9:57 PM
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Our friend from high school Bernie joins us for this episode and proves she can keep up with our special brand of minutiae, even though we kept her mic a bit lower to keep her in her place. Episiotomies, $5 blow jobs, Philipino circumcisions down by the river and swingers are just some of the topics.
posted by John and Wendy @ 5:03 PM
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Numbers are all evil, Jesus said so. Apologies for the Uncle Fucka rant, but we had to. Wendy is pissed off at Tom Cruise, again. Where are all the bisexuals?? Look, the PETA retards have a new website: www.fishinghurts.com "What do you know about the purple microdot?" "It's HARD!" Lose the car - Take the child!
posted by John and Wendy @ 7:55 PM
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John is MIA again - Wendy is solo (so beware of uncontrollable tangents!) Bad first dates. "It fucking stinks in this car. One of us farted - and it wasn't me." Warning: Deer Crossing. Old people eating Peanut Butter Captain Crunch for every meal of the day. Which knife would you buy at the Locust Valley gas station (or would you rather use your money for a blow job)?
posted by John and Wendy @ 4:31 PM
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On the the Gabber BaW show today, we have a co-host from Down Under...Brent from The Closet Geek Show ! Wendy sings a lovely tune. A Canadian's experience in Australia. How much do Canadians love Americans? Parlez-vous francais? The nail salon idiot. Celebrity gossip. Which is weirder...Not having kids after 8 years of marriage, or liking to shove things up your butt? A real-life Norman Bates. The CFL Rough Riders need a raise.
posted by John and Wendy @ 5:55 PM
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Wendy is smart! S-M-R-T! "I'm a retard." Americans are full of themselves, but the payoffs can be great. Two OCB stories with a couple of tangents thrown in for good measure. Best Buy kicks Circuit City's ass don'tcha know? Wanna try some "cinnajizz?" Character costume hell. "When you start to bother me, I want to punch you in the face." "Aren't I allowed to be sad about being 40?"
posted by John and Wendy @ 3:21 PM
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