Wendy is high on Aspartame during this show. Mary shows herself again, this time she needs tampons on her eyes. The pope is still a nazi. "My parents never tried to overtly kill me." "mmmm...peanutbuttery..." "Don't you have active glands?" Yes. John is an idiot. JOT. JOT. JOT. With a soft 'j', bitch.
Doing God a disservice by not making babies? Did your parents swear in front of you when you were young? Did it matter? Our review of the new iPod. "Those titties aren't retarded!"
Fanny Doodle (Wendy) sez: "I usually don't watch TV, I watch TiVO." Sex terms you should know and learn how to do. Play along with the Gabber JaW 'Would You Rather' game!
Little retarded boy lost in Target. Wendy shows her knowledge of the Brady Bunch, sort of. A Dr. says eating something we've always regarded as disgusting is really good for you. Smoke on an airplane and see what you get. "I'm sorry, so sorry."
Airline waitresses and Veterans' Day. "Leave your shoes on, I don't care to breathe your foot odor." Wendy frees herself and opens the window on the dark side. How to ignore others in public. Wendy exposites on the exposition and gets Wired.
While at the expo, I (Wendy) was interviewed by Wired.com, and the article appeared online today. This was very cool, and the information in the article was just as I described it. However, I think my experience may have been like when a black person goes into Denny's. If there is any doubt about how someone reacts to you - you question whether it is because you are black. Now, it could have been very busy in Denny's that day and someone who arrived after you happened to get waited on before you do - thus, it must be because you are black. So, at an event that is mostly guys, the first interaction I have with someone gives me doubt about my acceptance - so I react thinking "it must be because I have a vagina".
This is not a normal show. We were going to be out of town for a week so Wendy tried it alone again...John and the funny will be back later this week.
Newflash: George W. Bush is a moron. Wendy thinks hallucinogenics look like fun, but she's gonna draw the line at heroin. A couple of Super Glue stories. Nutty resumes. (Help wanted: graphic designer, computer technician) WHO doesn't like movies? What are ya - a FREAK??? Super Frog Saves Toyko. Is videocasting the next new thing for the average podcaster? We say no. Trivia for you: What was that kid's name who made fun of Cindy Brady's lisp?
We read a list of potentially controversial statements and ask the listeners to guess who said them. Fun for the whole family! Plus -- no man has ever said "my dick is in the way."
