Be careful while listening to this show, it may be cursed. I hate Kat-hell-lean Turner. If you use your full first name, you might be gay. What are good Would You Rather date questions? What do you call a fairy that hasn't showered in a week? Where did Wendy come from? Thanks for Snopes.com, nlinus! Canada is for swingers! (Gross.) My you have nice calves! You can ring my bell... at the Salvation Army.
Power to the 138! Then Wendy uses her girl power to take over the driver's seat. She drags John down a long road of TV theme show trivia. Play along and see if you can get more answers right than John. He's a much better loser than Wendy when he gets questions wrong. (Then again, as long as he isn't throwing toys across the room in a spastic tantrum, he'd have to be a better sport than Wendy!)
Live from D.C., it's President Bush! Peter Griffin annoints a new King Arthur. Drinking into Oblivion. Control your goddamn kids, it's good for them and us. "Lots and lots of Jew hats." Let us end the fighting once and for all between Christian and Jew: Celebrity Death Match between Moses and Jesus. Frock you! A public apology for public urination? Santa does Coke. Wikipedia editing is fun!
More stories from the cursed traveler. Teh weerd speling of puter geeks. "I have worms in my arm." Did George W. send you a Christmas card? Walgreens' over-the-counter abortions are fun! Please buckle your seatbelt and put on your helmet, it's gonna get rough...
"I should be laughing, damnit!" Freeze! - An update on our new iPods. Wendy has damaged John, possibly permanently, by showing him a TiVo'd Maury show -- hint: It's easier to make a hole than a pole. Bust Buy and Xbox 360 issues. How they try to kill babies in old Russia. Koko the gorilla who knows sign language learns a new trick. Dick Van Patten eats dog food. "Sexsomnia"
