Gabber JaW #89
I have a dream... Ma'am, what is the definition of a backhanded compliment? THAT's the way you treat a fellow podcaster! We're moving to Oregon to kill each other. "I'll fuck till I die, cause I can work it." Wendy tells the tale of the time she dated a girl. OMG! Wendy touched something at a sleep over that you will not believe!
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Damn John, you sir are a brave man!
Wendy's dookie stroy had me in tears..
Also, John I have heard that if you eat ham before bed you will have bad dreams . (Not that I want you to have a bad dream I just figure that I might help you with a new experience.)
Stay Black!
HAhahaa... I laughed my ass off when I was listening to this one. You HAVE to call your friend up! I bet they don't know that you picked the poop up, I bet they think you just pooped directly into the waste basket for all these years!
OMFG I laughed my ass off during Wendy's "bobbing for turds" story. In fact, I think that Wendy has been saving her #2 stories as a secret weapon. Both #2 stories were very funny. Wendy, please give of some more #2 stories!!!!
Oh, one more thing. I know that English humor can be dry but "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" is one of my favorite funny movies. The Knights podcast(which I have yet to listen to) obviously got it's name from this movie.
The scene in the movie is very funny if you can hear the guy with the French accent.
What happens is King Arthur and his knights are traveling through England looking for the holy grail and find a French castle in the English countryside. King Arthur is dismayed by it's presents and demands entry to the castle. The banter between King Arthur and the French guard is my favorite part of the movie. Finally the French guard says this: "You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts."
I think you actually have to see it and hear the guard say it for it to be funny.
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