Gabber JaW #96
John's trip to the hospital while Wendy partied downtown with Feast of Fools; John has a couple of corrections; The shooting was an acci-fucking-dent; Wendy is Meathead and John is Archie Bunker; No more segues!! A real-life pencil-dick. Have you met Tim Curry (a/k/a Frank 'N Furter)? "How do you do? I see you've my...faithful handyman..."
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Welcome to the 'innie' club John. Good to have ya both back.
I have to see pics of the outie. That shit is just too funny. And I had to hurry home to make a comment about the "acci-fucking-dent" and dangit you had that shit in the show description. "Ax-A-Fuckin-dent" (I was just going to put my f'd up spellin' on it).
Peace out,
Brandon-
TheMeandBShow
Another great show, especially coming off all of those pain meds!
I had my gall bladder out a couple of years ago and I'm a man about 5 years younger than you. Guess it's you, me, and the old ladies.
I did not have the pleasure of having my own, personal septic/drainage system installed, however. Glad to hear that part's over and that you're now on the mend - even if you now bear a slightly stronger resemblence to Swiss cheese.
Never mind all of this healing and "me time" - MORE SHOWS!
What the hell is that pirate's patch thing you're rockin' on the right?
Wow. This picture's kinda disorienting. It's like I don't know what I'm looking at. Yet there's this thing on the left side I'm convinced is a colostomy bag.
-Scott
The flesh colored bandage in the lower right is my belly button. the one directly above is about 3 inches down from the center of my sternum.
J.
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Welcome home, John.
OMG - I think that's one of the gross-est things I've ever seen. I bet Corby and Mikey liked it, though.
Haha, your surprise at the length of hose they pulled out reminds me of something I went through once.
I had an abscess the doctor lanced, drained, and packed full of long gauze strip that I was supposed to remove myself the next day. The doctor told me to just break loose the little bit that was sticking out of my skin and then pull it out all in one motion. When I pulled it as far as my arm would reach I still hadn't pulled it all out. I had to repeat the pull three or four time before I got it all out.
That strip was like twice as long as I am tall. I don't know if the doctor didn't realize how much gauze he had stuffed in there or just thought it would be funny to make me think it would come out in one shot.
Later y'all
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