Gabber JaW #101
Who wants three wives? Hand makeup wanted. Do you have teeth like this? Gabber JaW vs. KATG. "Don't tag my walls, I'll bus a capin yoass!" American Idol deludes Chicken Little. How to blackmail the Amish: (Hint: don't use the internet.) Space Golf. Wendy steals a plane. Ass Wednesday. Have you read, "The Idiot Boy"? Wendy's night of culture. "Depends on mamood, depends on mamood." Wendy finally realizes the court system is corrupt. We love Mike White!
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Thanks for another fun episode!
So many notes:
1. - John said phlebotomist again, awesome!
2. - I know you paused and found out what the ash signifies for Ash Wednesday. However, just a note to say that the mark on the door John referenced is for the Jewish holiday of Passover. Prior to the Jews' exodus from Egypt, the last of the 10 Plagues was to be visited on the Egyptions (to help convince Pharoh to "Let my people go!"). That plague was the slaying of the first born. So that the Angel of Death would know the homes of the Jews from those of the Egyptions, the Jews were to mark their doors with the blood of a lamb. Thus, the Angel of Death would pass over those homes.
3. - Jury panels ARE drawn from voter roles. I am a trial attorney so, at least for GA, I am sure.
4. - As to keeping the 3 1/2 carat ring found in the light fixture of the old house - in GA that would be Theft of Lost or Mislaid Property and is a felony if the value of the item exceeds $500.00.
5. - As to why the American justice system (civil or criminal cases) is not always a search for truth and justice by all parties: Wendy had it right, if we did it that way - what stops everyone (even your own lawyer) from ganging up on you?
Also, while a good idea in theory - what you find is that people work toward what they perceive as "winning", which often has nothing to do with truth or justice. The police, in many jurisdictions, get massive federal and state funding based upon interdiction and CONVICTION rates. The DA's offices are in the same financial boat. So now we're sometimes shading the truth, hiding inconvenient evidence, and outright lying (they call it testi-lying) to assure a conviction because "even if he's not guilty of this one, he's guilty of something.
Believe me, I'm aware that I'm sounding like a raving, left-wing lunatic - but I've been doing this for 10 years now and I've SEEN IT HAPPEN.
6. - In re-reading this, I sound like an asshole, front-row-sitting, hand-raising (ooh, ooh, ohh!) know it all. Sorry for that, but your show just got me thinking.
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