Sunday, October 15, 2006

Gabber JaW #145

Wendy wants John to stop breathing. Mouseschwitz update. PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) rant. It's ok to protest with your bewbs out. News priorities are still out of whack. Let Audrey Hepburn fill the Gap. If you know what you are doing, you don't need a degree. Are you a pothead, Focker? Click here to get mp3.

6 Comments:

At 9:26 AM, berndoubt said...

Bad news from Wikibernia. I've heard both explanations for the vapors and I've found internet evidence for both. So, I'm sorry to say that I have failed. I hang my head in shame.

 
At 10:42 AM, TrickyToro said...

That cat pic is pee your pants hillarious. Wendy, as always, thank you for your voice of rationality. I would support responsible animal testing if it could result in a cure for cancer or AIDS however, the majority of medical schools in the United States, including Harvard, Stanford, and Yale, have replaced their use of live animals in physiology, pharmacology, and/or surgical-training exercises with humane and effective non-animal teaching methods (e.g., observation of actual human cardiac bypass surgery, patient simulators, cadavers, sophisticated computer programs, etc).(http://www.peta.org/feat/medicalschools/)

 
At 5:46 PM, Anonymous said...

# vapors Archaic.

1. Exhalations within a bodily organ, especially the stomach, supposed to affect the mental or physical condition. Used with the.
2. A nervous disorder such as depression or hysteria. Used with the.

 
At 10:16 AM, maninblack said...

You've ruined my honey bunches of oats cereal with the visuals of the backbending mice, but otherwise good cast

 
At 10:27 AM, joe from dallas said...

The cat and mouse story reminded me of a cat we used to have and another one we still do. The cat we still have is too old and fat to chase down anything anymore but she used to bring in birds, mice, rabbits, geckos and play with them. The geckos usually died quickly and were easy to dispose of. The mice and rabbits were a real pain in the ass to capture and get out of the house. The birds made a mess because there would be feathers all over whatever room the cat was playing with the bird in and having to vacuum up after her pissed me off.

The other cat, who has since died of old age, used to bring in only warm blooded animals. Instead of playing with whatever he brought in, like the other cat, he would just eat the head and leave the body for us to toss in the trash. The coolest prize he left for us was a headless bat. This cats recreation habits made me want to change his name to Ozzy.

 
At 10:31 AM, keifer said...

I wonder if people would be as squeamish about animal testing if only ugly ones were used as opposed to bunnies, cats, dogs, mice and chimps … that being said is animal testing not proof of Darwin’s Theory of Evolution? Perhaps if Stem Cell Research was not treated as some sort of Right to Life argument we’d get a lot of our most terrible diseases if not cured at least made manageable … I have recently saw an old friend who I have not seen in a long time who has ALS, and all I could think was screw the animals find a cure.

 

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