Gabber JaW #9TFKN3

Source code for sale! Buzzoap. JaW needs a hip replacement. I never speak in absolutes. The movie police arrest Cruise. Hottest women. Hottest men. SNL trivia.

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Gabber JaW #92

Show ninety-fucking-two. Commando pros and cons. Scary Mary. Boobulardsytrophy. The Rules of Making Fun. The over-use of "literally". The sloppy birth of 'Gabber News'. Cool! You got braces and glasses! Catholic porn. Cool! You got a face transplant! "It would make me feel good if you died." Cool! You got a new name! "Everyone's A Little Bit Racist" (thanks, Avenue Q!)

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Gabber JaW #91

"You were slightly more attractive when you had a job." "We reckon it was pirates." "Picture Corby's penis." Things didn't work out so good in Wendy's new job. "Her young, nubile breasts jutted defiantly into the air." Some unshaved, gap-toothed short guy is going to touch John's organ soon. Check out Love Monkey on the telly. "Can't we grow babies in a bag on the wall?" The definition of Original Sin. Gay theft. John wants a cyber girlfriend please.

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Gabber JaW #90

Career opportunities, the ones that never knock. Gabber JaW is the Universe's No. 1 podcast. Can you prove Jesus existed? Dude, wake up it's your stop. OK, OK, Maybe Galileo was right. Our lady of the West Side, representin'! Could you live in your bathroom for 30 years? One way to avoid a caning in Singapore. Communion taken literally. Jeff Dahmer just wanted a taste. Space prank.

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Gabber JaW #89

I have a dream... Ma'am, what is the definition of a backhanded compliment? THAT's the way you treat a fellow podcaster! We're moving to Oregon to kill each other. "I'll fuck till I die, cause I can work it." Wendy tells the tale of the time she dated a girl. OMG! Wendy touched something at a sleep over that you will not believe!

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Gabber JaW #88

Something fresh is coming... The mouse didn't start the fire. Dressing room nazi. Onion power. Onion minutae. A pre-nup pre-destined for failure. Call of the Cthulhu. Drug writers. "This is just a bunch of shit." Penn & Teller Bullshit. "It still looks like shit." Wendy listens to Rush --without Geddy Lee. If we didn't eat cows, there wouldn't be cows.

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Gabber JaW #87

A funny thing happened on the way to the forum. Havin' a go, you diamond geezer. Is that you mummy? Should a movie house in a small town have to play Brokeback Mountain? It's a miracle -- or is it? Spiritualempiricism. Stonger than dirt.

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Gabber JaW #86

Hey hey Raj! "I laughed out loud, I learned something, and I cried a little." Rich man, po' boy. Good to the last drop. Burning down the mouse. Kill it! Eat it! Poop it! Mmmmm...Kobe-licious. Where do you draw the line on killing animals? Udder tang. CES stories? Boring! The rules of TV. Jail break.

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Gabber JaW #85 (John and Wendy)

Another Wendy-only show.
A discussion about the definition of the words "rich" and "poor", and what it really takes to be happy; A look at Wendy's control issues, and exploiting - er, I mean exploring the deep caverns of her mental instability. Apparently, Chicago is a fatso.

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