(Picture courtesy of listener Chrissy.)
Listen up, DumbAss! Studyhall Headrush! Episode 1 of the Baha Chronicles. OMG, John admits to wearing knee-high moccasins. "Are you the gay governor?" 16 year old Michigan kid gets mucho swag from iTunes. More bitching about Ricky Gervais. Can you imagine a situation where you would kill a kitten? Don't throw out those old lottery tickets.We are free funny! (Ricky, you greedy wanker) 4% of San Francisco garbage is made up of _____. We are all African-American, really. Death by Misadventure. John and Wendy give blood and urine in their kitchen. The best reality show yet to come? Televise capital punishment. "Ugly people can't help it either!" Origin of "call a spade a spade". "You're no George Clooney, I'll tell you that."
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John's surgeon is Booger from Risky Business. The secret world of girls getting what they want. Celebrities being arrogant. Sopranos is coming back (with all the product placements you love to hate). Marine gets back at sluty ex-girlfriend. "That's ewe." "Don't come to somebody until you learn the song." The best game in Survivor, ever. Animal Farm featuring cats, coyotes, elephants, dogs, and sheep.
John's trip to the hospital while Wendy partied downtown with Feast of Fools; John has a couple of corrections; The shooting was an acci-fucking-dent; Wendy is Meathead and John is Archie Bunker; No more segues!! A real-life pencil-dick. Have you met Tim Curry (a/k/a Frank 'N Furter)? "How do you do? I see you've my...faithful handyman..."
"Think like we do. OR DIE!" You need a purpose. "I'm no activist, but I'll bitch with the best of 'em." Two TV shows you shouldn't see before surgery. American eats. "Rome had the recipe for pizza, but lost the recipe for cement." Wendy empathizes with roadkill. "You can't write a suicide note and then light your house on fire!" It's hard to speak up with a priest in your mouth.
Apparently Wendy is not a threat to national security. John is sick of the racism discussion. What is the next disease that takes out a significant number of humans? Tragedy strikes...Whose fault is it? John is a superhero...Transparent Man!!! Revisting Arrested Development versus The Office. John is moving to the UK. Does anyone have a job for Wendy??
