Stay home, don't do anything active - it's too dangerous. Auditions for our vacation friends. Simon says. Wendy kicked some 8 and 6 yr old kids' asses (in bowling). Bernie and "Dr." Phil sitting in a tree... Hell revisited. We know a murderer who killed his daughter because he thought she was the devil. Gingers...gross!
Angry John show? Hell yeah! Every snowflake is different, right? Wendy says no. Phuck Dr. Phil, the lucky bastard. JaW fight! More proof that Texas should secede from the Union. People aping the Simpsons. More JaW fight. The tortise was HOW OLD??? This radio host won't get another job for a coon's age. "There are still real-life pirates out there!" We don't play messages that don't exist at the end of the show.
WTF is Internet Time?? Don't listen to this show or contact us in any way (jaw@gabberjaw.com). Our Dutch listener Babbling Bryan has started doing his own podcast in English. "That breathing of Tony's better be deliberate." Wendy's TiVo world. "Must you always defend the Man?" Wendy's pledge to you, the listeners. "Um, ah..." John rejects a Xmas present from his parents, Rob and Laura Petrie. Garanimals for adult hetero males. Play along with our TV trivia quiz.
Is flipping someone off freedom of speech? You phat phuck! Fire that lazy French kid! "I am Jewish Apprentice too". "Moose ind Skwerel, what the fuck!" The blind leading the blind Wendy interview. We regret our abortions. Consider the trained monkey helping the handicapped - are they slaves?
Ask Marilyn about tobacco. Ask Gabber JaW about Weeds. Gabber JaW tech corner: watch your iPod videos on your TV. Whatcha readin', Wendy? Mom says don't play ball in the house. Bus driver strangles kid. Check out the real life Simpsons video and the Natalie Portman rap video in the Gabber JaW forums.
Reality is overrated. Project Runway. Black.White. Wonder Showzen. Gabber JaW top two interviewers: are there more? Podcaster symposium.
Who wants three wives? Hand makeup wanted. Do you have teeth like this? Gabber JaW vs. KATG. "Don't tag my walls, I'll bus a capin yoass!" American Idol deludes Chicken Little. How to blackmail the Amish: (Hint: don't use the internet.) Space Golf. Wendy steals a plane. Ass Wednesday. Have you read, "The Idiot Boy"? Wendy's night of culture. "Depends on mamood, depends on mamood." Wendy finally realizes the court system is corrupt. We love Mike White!
