Maximum Minutae Monday on Gabber JaW. Piggyback hearts, immigrant protests, surreal life, trannys, ass explosions, cancer-sniffing dogs, cat-loving apes, I am the Eradicator!, nails in the skull, Silent Hill movie, Guitar Hero, ecstasy excess, butt-naked, Canadians doing math to enter contests.
Horses, alpacas and buffalo, oh my! Did you tell your wife? Bong hits 4 Jesus = free speech. PETA = hypocrisy. My Space = ? Beck = Scientologist. Self Help = repeat business? John needs your help getting a new pda cell phone & plan. Wander into your new porn career.
LOL! (Love Our Lord) Lollercaust joins us from the Gabber JaW Forums and brings a heaping bag of blasphemy with him. Tiger is a spaz for apologizing. Protesting the protesters at a funeral. A brief prayer to smite the morons. Why the activism? www.jesusisazombie.com Know your religious history or continue to be a wanker. You say teat, I say tit, let's call the whole thing off.
Happy Zombie Day! Germans are funny. Yes, beans stink. Adventures in Adventure Ed. Wendy dreams about boobs, but not in the way you might think. Killer Queen. Download the audio book or read, "A Short History of Nearly Everything." Don't stick your neck out. Silent Hill is coming. Hitler ruined that moustache for everybody. Gangrenous penis memories.
We join a religious blog just for kicks. Wendy answers the call. "There's no such thing as the truth." Wendy describes the 3 days in job hell she had before unemployment. Give my credit card back you phuck! The sounds of episiotomy. Madge the vadge. Anybody remember Wizzo from Chicago Bozo? "I have flash paper in my wallet right now." Is he a nutbag or not? "I want a major disaster."
"A wan irie likkle place." Whey de I a sey? The bud we left behind. Hey, kid - don't sign for that package, you forgot to haggle first. "Baby shower gone bad." The Loop is poop. "Kill your dreams now, you'll never make it." Micky-D's McFace-on-bag campaign, brought to you by a chick, of course. "Fat people have to be eating food." The story of Catholic-guilt, martyrdom, and the last piece of pizza. WTF does "Jesus died for your sins" mean? Space and religion, vs. Blossom. "Excuse me...just one more thing..." NO MORE LIES!
