Pardon our dust on #120. The highering freeze. JaW iPod update. Weeds is a good show - get it from iTunes. Love Song. "It would be kinda fun just to take a bunch of people out..." The Adventures of Miss Misanthrope. Play along with the Gabber JaW Would You Rather game!Click here to get mp3.
NOTE: If you get the show off the Blogmatrix feed (balzak.blogmatrix.com/index.xml), please change over to our Feedburner feed (available on iTunes and Podcast Alley: feeds.feedburner.com/GabberJawjohnAndWendy). We are no longer going to support the Blogmatrix feed from now on.
ZOMG! Party in Galena! John gets a job. JaW splurge at Fry's...and there's exercise involved? A new perfume that Stewie would love. Speaking of Stewie... Chaka Kahn's kid gets off (not that way you sicko). Freshed-mowed DUI. IMAO, you suck. O.J. gets off, but gets "Juiced"!
Wendy needs morning spunk. Are you part of a "shmob?" Crimes and Misdemeanors of Hawthorn Woods. McDonald's gives diet advice. Bear news. Groundskeeper Graham: swishy no? swishy yes? Is it worth $1500 to make your teacher shit in their pants? Costco Karaoke.
Does Wendy have a tick Chicago accent over by 'dere? The Q-sign and other mortuary euphemisms. Play along with the GJ would you rather game! Mouse murder.
Tales of the unemployed. Strategical functionality. Women's intuition. A real-life story dipped in ass chocolate. Do you want an HIV test? Don't get into an accident in Lake in the Hills, IL. "My rear window just shattered!" "I'm just a seasonal hourly employee, this is fucked up!"
OMG. It's 2 a.m.: John's drunk and Wendy's sober; both unemployed. It starts nice about music and lesbians and funny new stories, and ends in the biggest religious debate since Jesus re-souled his sandals.
Do not give Tom Cruise any more money. (He's a dick) Back on the Sopranos bandwagon. Big Love = big disappointment. John's "NetCred". No CrotchFruit zone at No Kidding. Not eating enough at an "all-you-can-eat" buffet?? But is it unique? Taxidermy is fucking weird. How's that Jamaican rum tasting? DaVinci goes to the movies. AOL, LOL. "The IT Crowd" UK tv show. "Primer" is a great movie. PARTY with Li'l Sprout in Carbondale!! Spunk bank stories. Onion headlines.
