Sunday, May 28, 2006

Gabber JaW #121

Pardon our dust on #120. The highering freeze. JaW iPod update. Weeds is a good show - get it from iTunes. Love Song. "It would be kinda fun just to take a bunch of people out..." The Adventures of Miss Misanthrope. Play along with the Gabber JaW Would You Rather game!Click here to get mp3.

Gabber JaW #120

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"She spends most of her time dosing and no longer speaks." Come see us at Bluesfest! We made MI3 "fail" and DaVinci Code soar. Kind of. We are agnostic to the issues, ma'am. Don't race animals in front of Wendy. "His brain was creeping out the bottom of his skull."

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Friday, May 19, 2006

Gabber JaW #119

ZOMG! Party in Galena! John gets a job. JaW splurge at Fry's...and there's exercise involved? A new perfume that Stewie would love. Speaking of Stewie... Chaka Kahn's kid gets off (not that way you sicko). Freshed-mowed DUI. IMAO, you suck. O.J. gets off, but gets "Juiced"!

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Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Gabber JaW #118

Wendy needs morning spunk. Are you part of a "shmob?" Crimes and Misdemeanors of Hawthorn Woods. McDonald's gives diet advice. Bear news. Groundskeeper Graham: swishy no? swishy yes? Is it worth $1500 to make your teacher shit in their pants? Costco Karaoke.

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Friday, May 12, 2006

Gabber JaW #117

Does Wendy have a tick Chicago accent over by 'dere? The Q-sign and other mortuary euphemisms. Play along with the GJ would you rather game! Mouse murder.

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Gabber JaW #116

Tales of the unemployed. Strategical functionality. Women's intuition. A real-life story dipped in ass chocolate. Do you want an HIV test? Don't get into an accident in Lake in the Hills, IL. "My rear window just shattered!" "I'm just a seasonal hourly employee, this is fucked up!"

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Saturday, May 06, 2006

Gabber JaW #115

OMG. It's 2 a.m.: John's drunk and Wendy's sober; both unemployed. It starts nice about music and lesbians and funny new stories, and ends in the biggest religious debate since Jesus re-souled his sandals.

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Friday, May 05, 2006

Gabber JaW #114

Do not give Tom Cruise any more money. (He's a dick) Back on the Sopranos bandwagon. Big Love = big disappointment. John's "NetCred". No CrotchFruit zone at No Kidding. Not eating enough at an "all-you-can-eat" buffet?? But is it unique? Taxidermy is fucking weird. How's that Jamaican rum tasting? DaVinci goes to the movies. AOL, LOL. "The IT Crowd" UK tv show. "Primer" is a great movie. PARTY with Li'l Sprout in Carbondale!! Spunk bank stories. Onion headlines.

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