Monday, July 31, 2006

Gabber JaW #132

JaW have a new compressor, and the audio is a bit "hot" in the beginning, but it gets better a few minutes in. Gabber Jaw = all fat, no meat. Hippo vs. dwarf. Midget vs. dwarf. Midget vs. little person. "Don't turn me around and don't touch the top of my head." Hey Metamucil: bring back original texture! John helps a local Bostonian. World Series of Pop Culture. "When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burned like hell." John and Wendy consider getting a "companion". "Done, done, done. Me, me too."

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Gabber Jaw #131

One more to go... (Bonus! Find the fart episode) You CAN have too much Kathy Griffin. Clerks II review. Wendy hits the glass. John married up. Best/worst lead singer replacements. There is no god, but you already knew that.

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Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Gabber JaW #130

Is libertarianism in John's future? We review A Scanner Darkly. Mouser assassination update. Lucky Louie is funny again. The Incredible, Ad-ible Egg! Bye-bye pennies! How to drive the young ruffians out of your neighborhood. "Other animals should just laugh at us and take over." Go to gabberjaw.com/forums and tell us who are the best and worst lead singer replacements in rock history.

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Friday, July 14, 2006

Gabber JaW #129

Wendy's new job -- it's mathelicious! "They were malnourished cause you ripped them from the suckling teat." Reality Bites. "I've never seen a more bloody sporting event. Ever." Last Comic Sitting. Big Brother's back. "I had to listen to the radio. It was horrible." Speaking of abortions... WTF does SPF mean?

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Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Gabber JaW #128

Only 4 shows left! What's your friggin' million-dollar idea? The Prime Minister of Australia apparently has nothing better to do... Have you seen Jesus' bling-throne? Let's pray in the parking lot. "The End of Faith." Are you mincing? Have you seen Wendy's eye?

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"Adult-sized bangaroo"

Hundreds of people are thronging a hospital in the eastern Indian city of Kolkata to see a patient holding a piece of his own skull that fell off.
Doctors say a large, dead section of 25-year-old electrician Sambhu Roy's skull came away Sunday after severe burns starved it of blood. Full Story!