Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Gabber JaW #147

Are you picking up the signals? Yogurt causes blindness. The middle part of this episode could be mistaken for Free Talk Live (i.e., your rights are being taken away...). MySpace sucks in every way, but you already knew that. 30 Rock TV show review. Would You Rather game. Is this a live show?

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Saturday, October 21, 2006

Gabber JaW #146

Crazy Cat Lady in Jesus wrapping paper. Wendy comes out of the closet. I couldn't come to class; I was having an abortion. Sir Paul can do no wrong, right?. Farrah's stinkstar is bleeding. Dorm decorations. Young John learns how to cup the bishop. Do you grip or slide? Parents don't really know their kids, obvious sex survey shows.

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Sunday, October 15, 2006

Gabber JaW #145

Wendy wants John to stop breathing. Mouseschwitz update. PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) rant. It's ok to protest with your bewbs out. News priorities are still out of whack. Let Audrey Hepburn fill the Gap. If you know what you are doing, you don't need a degree. Are you a pothead, Focker? Click here to get mp3.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

The Horror Escalates...

Wendy woke this morning to find a dismembered mouse in the middle of the living room floor. Blood on the carpet, head nowhere to be found. Our feline prisoner of war guard, Sunshine (oh, the irony) apparently has a dark side.

(sorry for the blurry pic. I guess the camera can't handle the gore.)

Monday, October 09, 2006

Gabber JaW #144

Hmmm...nice and soft-ware. 1.6 BILLION dollars for You Tube! Pete the Trucker email. Fear Factor at Fright Fest. "Yo! John-ny!" Hey NY Times dewd, I'm waiting for my answer! Embezzle from the Catholic Church? Fair enough! "We don't care, but we care about you!" "Babies really aren't that cute."

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The Horrors of Mouseschwitz

Look, its mouth is still on the trigger. Take that you little shit!

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Gabber JaW #143

"Corn was my mortal enemy..." Get ready for the genetic engineering horror stories. "We are fucking MONKEYS!" Our review of The Real Men of Comedy Tour with John Hefron and Joe Rogan, and some non-comic called Charlie Murphy. Is the Rosemont Theater magic? "I just want a fucking job!" Wendy takes political action.

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Thursday, October 05, 2006

Gabber JaW #142

You're not from Chicago, man! Expo-sition. Have you eaten yet? Flooded Mouseshwitz, jerky. John screams like a woman. Katie's revenge. Pi bores Wendy. Wikibernia! Where are you??? Wanna trip with JaW to Vegas to see the Beatles thing? Sure you do!

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