Gabber JaW #159
Extra double-flusher comedy. Is that snow in your nose? No, it snot. Bumper sticker philosophy. Is that a baby in your pants? No, its Oprah. Wendy has a sex dream at last. "I really don't care." Criminal intent vs. actual crime.
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Criminal intent vs. actual crime? I remember the episode of Cops John was talking about. The charge they threw at the folks buying the nuts was attempted possession of a controlled substance.
Attempted possession of a controlled substance? What's next? Attempted speeding? "I swear your honor, I was just accelerating to the speed limit. I wasn't going to go over. When that cop read my mind he must have misunderstood what I was thinking. I really wasn't going to go over the speed limit I swear."
Tighty brighties?
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("Briefs in popular culture")"Tighty whities," or "Whitey-tighties," is a common American nickname for briefs. The name has entered the mainstream and is usually accepted as the name of briefs; the term is often derogatory in nature. In the 1990s, briefs were seen as uncool, especially among U.S. teenagers. Bullying has often been the result of wearing tighty-whiteys. In cartoons, usually the victims of wedgies wore "tighty whities." But they have started to come back in style in recent years.
White is the most common color, but they also come in many different colors and patterns."
"Breifs." Wikipedia. 2007. Wikimedia Foundation. 14 Mar 2007 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitey_Tighties).
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